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Finally, an explanation for that huge unused space in the JFK Library & Museum. They needed an area big enough to contain Ted’s mortal remains. By the way, the building was designed by… wait for it… JFK Library urinals courtesy of urinals.com. No. Really. I.M. Pee No sooner does Senator Creosote shuffle off his mortal coil than the bickering begins about his successor. Ted Kennedy had, as the country now knows, persuaded the Massachusetts legislature in 2004 to take the appointment privilege away from the governor, because at the time Senator Kerry was running for President and the governor was Mitt Romney, [...] Edward “Ted” Kennedy, of Brookline, MA, died yesterday from complications of brain cancer. He was 77. The youngest son of the Kennedy clan, a prominent family in Democratic politics in the 1950s and 1960s, he followed in the footsteps of his older brothers John and Robert, despite being expelled from Harvard his freshman year for cheating. [...] Today we went down the red Line to UMass and the JFK Library/Museum/Holy Shrine. I was hoping that by now the lobby would have been converted to a memorial for Uncle Teddy, but like a bad cold he persists. The lobby was decorated instead by pictures of Eunice, who passed away this week. The museum is [...] At a time when publishers are scrambling to keep customers willing to pay $26 for a hardcover book instead of $9.99 for an electronic version, the publisher of Senator Edward M. Kennedy’s forthcoming memoir is going in the opposite direction – issuing a limited edition it plans to sell for $1,000 a copy. Bound in leather [...] The Ted Kennedy health proposal has hit a few snags. According to the Congressional Budget Office (which has people who get paid to actually read the stuff extruded from Congressional offices) concludes that his $1 trillion plan: …would reduce the number of uninsured only by a net 16 million people. Even if the bill became law, [...] Ted Kennedy, dying of brain cancer, isn’t through causing havoc. He has released a draft plan for government-provided health insurance that is the most expensive and potentially the most damaging of all the versions floating around Washington. The plan has all the features of radical socialized medicine: government subsidies for the poor, perpetual government payments to [...] Ted Kennedy has been made a Knight of the British Empire (KBE). Since his personal behavior over the years has mimicked that of many a member of the more dissolute branches of the British aristocracy, this is not completely inappropriate. It is, however, unconstitutional. Article I, Section 9: No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the [...] Earlier, when it looked as if a vote might take place Friday night, officials said, a government plane was dispatched to Florida to bring back Senator Edward M. Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat who has brain cancer. Aging, alcoholic, brain dead, murdering, date-rape abetting, serial adulterer flown from Palm Beach mansion… on our dime. Not that I’m bitter… |
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