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Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell

In February, 2008, while I was covering the Texas Democratic primary for HuffPost’s OffTheBus, I voluntarily passed on an opportunity to write about former president Bill Clinton’s longtime mistress. With considerable amusement, therefore, I anticipate reading Game Change, Mark Halperin’s and John Heilemann’s salacious new book about the 2008 presidential race, which will be released [...]

The Plagues of Egypt Continue…

Uncle Billy’s back and The One is scheduled for later this week.

Update: the polls have the two main candidates switching the lead back and forth from day to day, with the third candidate having enough votes to be a spoiler, although no one agrees just who he is spoiling. None of [...]

The Assault Continues…

Bubba shows up to scope out the coeds at Camden Community College and, incidentally, shill for Governor Corzine.

Tomorrow The Man Himself shows up to stump for the Chump at the university my daughter goes to. Classes have been canceled. I’m going to ask for a pro-rated refund on this semester’s tuition.

Lock Up Your Daughters

Gov. Jon Corzine has added former president Bill Clinton to the list of national Democrats who will appear with him in New Jersey during the final weeks of the gubernatorial campaign.

Vice President Joe Biden will attend a rally at Middlesex County Community College in Edison on Monday. The next day, former president Bill Clinton will [...]

Who’s Got The Shizzle?

The Clintons!

Uncle Billy just got back from North Korea, where, after concerted efforts behind the scenes by the State Department, he could appear to be the rescuer of two American journalists.

And Hillary has just arrived on the Dark Continent, where she’ll be doing research on failed Socialist kleptocratic experiments for her boss, who wants to [...]

How Ya Gonna Keep ‘Em Down On the Farm, After They Ate The Pee?

Many pundits (including us) have noted the similarity between the Obama and Clinton Administrations on a number of levels. Here is one more… an underground level.

Much was made of the M’Chelle’s “organic” vegetable garden when it was planted this spring. Photo ops galore. Problem: just as the nation had to suffer from the toxicity of [...]